swim report for sunday: the mighty c's, leonard, dianadarling, tftc, lftc met at the shores in cool weather, grey skies, wind and brrr. we stalled for a bit while cary announced the she was CRABBY, she missed our cove, why weren't we there? why were we here? she hadn't wanted to come but bill coaxed her along, she was tired, she was cold AND she was stepping into my whining territory (but with much cleaner language) so we listened because she is darn cute. who else can be as cute while whining? No one, that's who.
toni literally shredded her wetsuit while putting it on, she doesn't even know her own strength, she ditched it as it was a rag and went no pants! woo hoo, tftc, way to share the misery! we tip toe in, literally tip toe in because brrr.. finally we are all in only to immediately split up, the manly men swam off to the 1/4, the girlies swam to the marine room to turtle hunt and to allow for a fast exit and it was amazingly clear, so beautiful down there! we swam all the way to and past the white house, toni and cary went spelunking into that cave over there, they were walking around while diana and i spotted really big fish, the black ones with the yellow dot. lot's of other little snack fish too. we finish our tour and head back when cary spotted a crab, about palm sized, just sitting right there in the sand below. she messed with him a little, he didn't budge and threatened to give her a pinch so we move on and she sees another one! and another one! and a very large spider crab! the spider crab was dinner plate large (dinner plate, indeed) and really cool looking skittering along. it was diana who coined 'cary has crabs on her crabby day' and so she had. cary canning's crabs. we exit and see our guys sailing in from the 1/4 which they declare very clear. we got to watch cary perform her deck change but her show was trounced by toni today, toni had it going on! incredible contorting, twisting, turning, limb dislocating and so on under her swim jacket, it was like watching houdini escape from a straight jacket! we left after an enthralling and highly educational discussion about cary's and diana's magical aquatic urinary abilities, toni's sad and tragic urinary inability and the reasons for both. i cannot explain the reasons nor do i dare. ask the other's, i know you want to.
you all will be happy to know that diana did end up wearing pants home, she was one inch from going home nakie, no unders, no nothing except her ugg slippers and surf poncho. she has been pulled over post swim, it could happen again so pants are the answer here.
that is the swim/crabs/pee report for today. fun, fun, fun and i want to do the whole thing over and over, it will never be dull with this crew!
lftc-out
Hahaha I needed this.
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